Sam, here. College guy.
Degree seeking, Starbucks drinking, competitive cheer coach,
hot-guy enthusiast. Single. Draw your attention to the center ring! The unthinkable! The Majestic! *lion growl* *whip crack* Welcome to the SIRCUS!
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth